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Best Crazy Nerf Gun Ever

Posted on May 20, 2008 by Marty

Why is it that all the cool toys hit the market when I’m too old to play with them? I mean, I COULD procure this Nerf gun… but what would the neighbors think when they find poor, mildly annoyed Fluffy laying outside amid rounds and rounds of orange, spongy projectiles? I’m not saying that I would want to harm that yapping dog, but maybe this B.F.G. could persuade it to keep to itself at three o’clock in the morning. Maybe I’d get lucky and it will choke on one of the over-sized Cheeto rounds. Umm… I mean… who would do such a thing?

Six D batteries turn the hybrid Blaster into a foam-shooting tommy gun – feeding a 25-dart belt through a fully automatic chamber at more than two shots per second. The result: the fastest, most powerful Nerf gun ever and the one best equipped for mowing down moving targets.